The Cat in the Hat

So today it's raining, and kind of hard too. So instead of watching some stupid waste of film, here are some things to do:

1. Get a myspace account and make U God one of your friends. I swear to god that you will appreciate having the same daily message from him. Plus ladies i think he is single and horny.

2. YOUTUBE !!!!!!! for all of your stoner veiwing needs. Japanese game shows, check. Wondershowzen, check. Football in the groin, check.

3. Stupid computer games that are highly addictive.

4. Pretend you are a gangsta.

5. Be glad that it's raining, go jump in some puddles and be glad you don't live in Uganda.