Nice try, Fergie.

Really, you can go as M.I.A as you want, and we're still not gonna forget your stint on Kids Incorporated (forgivable), your time in a shitty girl-group (forgivable), and all the time and energy you put into the Black Eyed Peas (unforgivable).
Give it up, and get back to something you're good at (like blazing meth in dark alleyways).

~sarah p.