Oh Urkel, where art thou?

Urkelquest is on. There is seriously $1000 on the line here, so get your ass on the go, and find yourself some Urkel.

Here are some tips for hunting Urkel:

1. Put out some cheese.
2. Remember when Urkel used to go in that machine, and when he would come out, he was Stephan Urquelle? And he was all cool, and all of the ladies were totally into him, even though all he did was change his pants, take off his glasses, and speak in a lower voice? If you made one of those machines and it worked really, really well (because that shit always backfired on the show), then Urkel would probably be your BFF.
3. Act really sassy like Laura Winslow, and Urkel will be unable to resist your charms (Urkel was mad horny).
4. Put on some early '90's R&B (perhaps a little New Edition?), and Urkel will come and dance at your party.
5. Call up his agent and offer him a job. Any job. Probably even mowing lawns would be okay.



As well, you guys should know that Paul Davidson ran into Mr. T at Starbucks, and his encounter was more than amazing.

~sarah p.