Dear Eddie Murphy,

Even though I don't necessarily support your habit of knocking up Spice Girls and then denying it (c'mon, man, let's face the facts: you're getting a little older, and I don't think you can do any better than Scary Spice.....just admit it and get on with it), I can't help but love you a little bit for making this video.
You see, I too like to party... All the time ('cept for on Sundays... That day is reserved for Laguna Beach, Flavor of Love, and the couch).

~sarah p.