Wisconsin is fucked.

I was cool with their unnatural obsession with cheese (because I understand that cheese is delicious), their fields and fields of ginseng (because somewhere, an asian dude with a boner is thanking god that Wisconsin exists), their funny accents, and I'm certainly cool with the fact that Wisconsin raised Chris Farley out of it's cheesy loins.
The one thing I'm not cool with? Two words: mutant deer.
No thanks, Wisconsin... No thanks.

~sarah p.