Here's an idea: stay skinny for once.

You know, there's some people in this world that I have quite a bit of leniency with. For example, Michael Jackson.... Okay, okay. I know. He may have done some pretty terrible things, but the man made Thriller, and you really can't fuck with that. That being said, you can only stretch so much for someone before you just have to give up and cut your losses.

One such guy is Eddie Murphy. Yeah, he made Delirious, and that should make him untouchable, but the man is about one fat suit away from losing my respect completely, and even 'Party All The Time' isn't going to save him this time.

~sarah p.