The Top 5 Things That Guys Shouldn't Be Allowed to Wear Anymore.

Let me preface this post by saying that I don't claim to be a great dresser, or even a good dresser for that matter, but after what I observed at last night's Del show (which, by the way, was amazing), I can't keep quiet anymore.

5. Man-pris.
You know, it can be rough to wear pants when it's hot out. There are times when most of us wish that we really didn't have to wear pants at all, but does it really make a difference to your core temperature to crop your pants by 5 inches? The answer is no. However, you will succeed in looking like dumpy euro-trash quite easily.

4. Soccer Jerseys with Cargo Shorts.
Dudes that rock this look are trying to look like they are really into sports, and are rugged enough to have 15 pockets on their pants to carry utility knives and camping gear. What they are actually telling the world is that they haven't bought any new clothes since 1996.

3. Backwards Hats.
Last night, I saw guys with perfectly decent outfits, with perfectly decent hats. However, they went ahead and wrecked the outfit by wearing the hat backwards. The tilt on a hat is very important. If you are putting on a hat, and are asking yourself how to tilt it, the correct answer is: anything but backwards.

2. Surf Wear.
Hey, fratboy, we live in Calgary. You surf? No, you don't. Take off the Quicksilver logo t-shirt and stop playing like you do.

1. White-Guy Dreads.
You don't like to wash your hair. I get it.


I'm sure this list will be on-going, but these are just the faux-pas I came in contact with last night.

~sarah p.