Guys and Girls at the smoke pit

Dear Stoners,
I know lifes hard. I understand that you are not content being just a barista. You have goals and aspirations. You want to take hackey sac to the olympics. You have single handedly not let "the man" cut your hair. And you have kept wide legged pants from dying out. But come on, do you really need to wear these. Please, cut your hair, put away the tye died shirts and hemp necklaces, quit listening to slipknot, nu metal, rap rock, and Phish, and do something productive besides working at 7-11. I have faith in you.

D