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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

5 things white girls shouldn't ever wear or do to themselves

5. Shirts that don't cover your belt loops
I know it was cool in 93 to show off your belly button ring, but no one really cares any more. Also most of you are now over the age of 12 and guys are interested, or should be, in more than seeing a little skin. (some guys haven't grown up, but most have)

4. Really Big Flaired Jeans
Actually any of the following stuff from Jr High:
Spaghetti Strap Shirts
No Sleeve T's
Puffy Shoes
More than 2 necklaces
Hemp anything
As the yrs change so should you, seeing big flairs is like seeing big hair. I know you are trying to preserve your youth, but get the DVD set of Care Bears if you are that desperate.

3. Thong, the thon thong thongs
These are worse than shirts that say "Slut", "Hustler", "Pornstar" or anything else that implies you are a cock tease. They aren't that comfortable and to be honest not that sexy. Leave something to the imagination, your ass will ove you for it

2.Short Shorts
Yes you with the big legs, no one likes cottage cheese. Again leave something to the imagination

1. Shave your head
Or get more than a 1 additional colour, or have it all the same length with no layering, or dye it like a skunk, or get a weave or big hair. Actually take care of it, let it grow out, keep it short, whatever. Just make sure it looks good.

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1 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

word up homie!

11:44 AM  

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