Lorraine Schwartz sorta dude.

Hova eyeliner? Don't push your luck, Shawn.

~sarah p.

Dear Jay Z

Now that the joke of a comeback album is gone, maybe we can get down to making some real music.

-Pickle

One of these things is not like the others....

To be blunt, I hope his little midget ass gets to rip right into New York.
There's probably quite a few benefits to dating a 'little person', including handicapped parking all the time, and booster seats every where you go.
Really, it's about time that bitch settled down, and if she can't have Flav, at least she can pretend to be dating Bushwick Bill, right?

~sarah p.

Dear Bill O'Reilly,

Fuck you and fuck your mother..... Try and back Nas' lyrics into a corner again, and I'll show you what real violence is.

~sarah p.

p.s. One of the tracks they feature in this segment is actually a youtube-remix of Thief's Theme, mixed by a Canadian producer called Midas Touch. Most of his mixes are kinda mainstream, but this jam is really worth checking out.

Wu Tang's got the answer.

URB.com's Top 20 Wu videos...... I could sit here and debate all day, but I'm actually pretty lazy this evening, so I'm going to throw this one out to the crowd: agree or disagree?

~sarah p.

Sorry to bring him up again, but...

....When's the last time you peed on a child, and the child testified that it was no big thing? Didn't think so.

Really, even if they send R. Kelly to prison, he's just going to spend fourteen years writing another album of sex-ballads (unlike his usual album of sex-ballads, which only takes him a few months to write). Can you imagine how an R. Kelly album would sound if it were inspired by of fourteen-years worth of humiliating cavity-searches, group showers, semi-public masturbation, and painful prison sex with a dude named Bubba? He's a freaky, freaky man, so I'd assume the inspiration would be almost overwhelming, and quite frankly, the resulting material would be on a whole 'nother level.
When he gets out and releases the album, he'll be an unstoppable force, and rules and regulations will not apply to him anymore. Not even strict child-porn laws will be able to keep him from peeing on all of the children he wants, so I don't even know why they'd bother putting him in the slammer in the first place. Trust me.... Somehow, R. Kelly always manages to get his way.

~sarah p.

Dear Kanye

I don't want to like you, I really don't. But it's kind of hard when you put out something like this. The tractor bouncing is pure genius and thank you for not taking your shirt off, unlike someone else who's album is dropping the same day as yours.

-Pickle