They reminisce over a battlefield.

G'head Pete Rock..... Benetar would be maaad proud.

~sarah p.

Thanks, grandma.

You know, I've started searching high and low for some fresh kicks, but it's becoming increasingly more apparent that the majority of the best sneaks are not made for dwarf feet. With my consultant in Vegas, and e-bay being the largest hit-and-miss site around, perhaps my best bet is to take a page from Sue Teller, and make some of my own:



~sarah p.

How the mighty have fallen.

Nobody expects you to be perfect, LL, but you've taken a pretty big leap down the wrong stairwell to go from this promising young lad:


To this sweaty gym-rat:
Even if you ripped all of the silkscreening from your shirt, and took off the bejeweled wallet-chain, it would be near to impossible to sandblast all of the smugness from your face.

I shoulda given up on you years ago, but your old shit was so fucking amazing. I kept waiting, and every single time you'd release another "Doin' It", I'd keep the faith, hoping that you'd just cut all of the bullshit and get back to your roots, but I guess there's too many 14-year-old girls to please out there.

Here what it all comes down to:
I'm throwing in the towel, LL.... I can't handle seeing you lick your lips anymore.

~sarah p.

Sometimes things are better the second time around

Have you been here yet? It's like youtube, but better and with music. While you are there check this out.

-Pickle

Here's an idea: stay skinny for once.

You know, there's some people in this world that I have quite a bit of leniency with. For example, Michael Jackson.... Okay, okay. I know. He may have done some pretty terrible things, but the man made Thriller, and you really can't fuck with that. That being said, you can only stretch so much for someone before you just have to give up and cut your losses.

One such guy is Eddie Murphy. Yeah, he made Delirious, and that should make him untouchable, but the man is about one fat suit away from losing my respect completely, and even 'Party All The Time' isn't going to save him this time.

~sarah p.

Mixtapes back and in full effect: Fresh Gossip Edition.

Around here, we thrive on three things: hip hop, scandals, and gossip. Once in a while, we're lucky enough to see all of our favorite things combine into one. Rappers with sex tapes, unsolved murders, distasteful lyrics, strings of arrests, amazing public outbursts.... You name it. It doesn't really even matter if the gossip is real or not... A big shout-out to the artists that have been super hard at creating controversy, so that we have someone to gossip about at work (Lifetime Achievement Award goes to Suge Knight... Keep on keeping on, man).

Here are some of our favorite tracks from artists that have stirred things up in the past:

Side A:

1. Who Shot Ya- Notorious BIG
2. Ever So Clear - Bushwick Bill
3. Cop Killer - Ice-T
4. George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People - K-Otix
5. Go Getta - Young Jeezy ft. R. Kelly
6. Two Words - Kanye West ft. Mos Def
7. To Live and Die In LA- Tupac
8. Let Me Ride - Dr. Dre
9. Can't Let You Go- Fabulous
10. Can't Leave Him Alone - Ciara ft. 50 Cent

~sarah p.

Side B:

1. Vato - Snoop Dogg, B Real
2. Everything I Love - Diddy, Cee Lo, Nas
3. Move Bitch - Ludacris ft Mystikal
4. Wouldn't Get Far - The Game
5. Stand Up Guy - T.I.
6. The Rapeover - Rakim
8. Bring It To Me - Proof
9. Lighters Up - Lil Kim
10. That Ain't Right - C-Murder

-Pickle

Eazy E saw your ass and went in it quick. (name that tune!)

Did you know that Wikipedia has a pretty comprehensive list of diss songs posted? You do now....

~sarah p.

He'll take you to the candy shop.... No, Really.

'Cause the first thing that most dudes want to think about during sex is 50 Cent (or maybe they do.... I'm not here to judge).

~sarah p.

If Your Name Was Chun-Li, We'd Be Playing Streetfighter.

Those who know me well know that one of my favorite things in the world is kung-fu. There's something pretty great about being able to buy 2 hours of half-decent entertainment in Chinatown for $3. Even the discount Chinatown massage parlours don't have deals that sweet. Plus, I really do like to watch dudes creatively kick each other.

However, the one thing that isn't so kosher about kung-fu movies are the titles. I do realize that this is mainly due to translation issues, and I'm sure, for the most-part, the names are totally amazing in their original forms, but in English? Terrible.

Point is, Karate Party compiled an extensive list of the Top 100 Worst Martial Arts Movie Names that I'm pretty excited about.
*a side note: Karate Party... Fantastic website name.*

~sarah p.

First post of 2007.

What better way to say goodbye to the season of extravagance and overindulgence than with the Top Ten Most Ridiculous Hip Hop Photos Of All Time?

Happy New Year, guys.... Let's hope that 2007 is as educational and entertaining as 2006.

~sarah p.