Give it up, Screech.

Man, I know you're having some money troubles, but did you really have to go and film yourself having sex? Saved By The Bell: The New Class was terrible enough, thank you very much. I'd rather not see your pre-pubescent ass in action. I'm going to go get sick for a little bit.

~sarah p.

They like us, they really, really, like us.

we may not have our own night at broken city, but, we did make it on the radio.

Loud and in your face.

You know, after seeing a bunch of posters like these, I'm really starting to question my musical tastes. Don't get me wrong, I love my hippity hop, but just look at these sweet dudes. I've never seen a hip hop flyer with that kind of flair.

I am seriously considering feathering my bangs, buying a good pair of zebra-stripe leggings, and perfecting my glue-huffing skills. Be ready for it, heavy metal world.

~sarah p.

Fatguy Mixtape (Side B)

There is something about fat guys and hip hop that works so well together. A certain blog-partner of mine told me it was because they have bigger mouths than the rest of us... True?

~Side B~

1. The Fat Boys - Human Beat Box. I am stuck at home sick today, and if there is a god in heaven, perhaps Disorderlies will be on TBS or something.
2. Notorious B.I.G. - Who Shot Ya. My second favorite Biggie track (see side A for my first).
3. Big Pun - Super Lyrical.
4. Biz Markie - Chinese Food. Seriously overlooked track.
5. Fat Joe - King of New York.
6. Bubba Sparxx - Ugly. I don't want to like you, Bubba, but I just can't help it.
7. Sir Mix-A-Lot - Big Ho.
8. Mack 10 - You Ain't Seen Nothin.
9. Chubb Rock - The Big Man. You sure are, Chubb, you sure are.
10. E-40 - Thick and Thin. C'mon, guys.... E-40 can't help it. I've been down to some dirty spots in Cali. Have you seen how they eat?


~sarah p.

It's been a while

So winter is coming and I'm starting put on the "winter weight." So to warm you up here is an all Fatguy mixtape.

Side A

1. Biz Markie - Biz is Goin' Off
2. Notorious B.I.G. - Respect. The skit at the end of the song is classic.
3. Sir Mix a Lot - Jump on it. Carleton Banks rips this song pretty hard.
4. Fat Joe - We Thuggin'. If you want him for your Barmitzvah you can book him here.
5. Fat Boys - Stick Em.
6. Big Pun (RIP) - I'm not a Playa
7. Notorious B.I.G. - Juicy. If you don't love this song then there is seriously something wrong with you.
8. Blackalicous - Alphabet Aerobics
9. Cee-Lo - Closet Freak
10. De La Soul - Eye Know

-Pickle

Must be getting old (becoming an office bitch).

It had to happen at some point.... I am growing up, and not in the good way. I am actually starting to come in to the office after a weekend, and complain about Mondays so much that it would make Garfield vomit.

What's next? Minivans, heartburn, enjoying The National Post, and unflattering short haircuts? Guess so, guys... Guess so.

~sarah p.

It's not rape if theyr'e not alive right?

The delicate art of statue molesting. Everyone's biting my shit.

-Pickle

Say it isn't true....

Well, that's it for my favorite train-wreck couple. Now who is Bobby going to hump?

~sarah p.

It's really coming...

For the record, I do watch a little TV. Not much, but a little. I've really been slacking, but I think it's time to start getting back into it, because guess what is coming on soon?.....

It's already playing in the states, and I don't want to give anything away, but holy crap, shit goes down, son.

Like, last season was good and all, but did it have Lloyd Banks, Warren G, and Three 6 just popping by? Didn't think so.

Did it have Tommy the Clown teaching the gals how to krump? Nope.

Did it have amazing bitch-fights? No waaa...... Um, yes. Yes, it did have that.

But did it have Warren G popping by again in the same episode? You know it didn't.

For the record, outside of the musical realm, I don't even like Flavor Flav, but his desperation is undeniably charming.

I'm really not too sure when MMM is going to step up and get the ball rolling, but Season 2 is going to be out.of.control.

~sarah p.

better than waffles

muffins deserve their time in the spot light too.

Jewish Bears With Guns.

You know, I had all kinds of ideas to start off the week, but then I ran into this gem, and nothing else seemed to matter anymore.
It's from this book, a primer for Jewish children on shootin' stuff. Read the whole book here.
You know, I wasn't feeling too hot this morning, but as soon as I saw Jewish bears with guns, mad at the UN, everything was okay.

~sarah p.

Food on a stick.

Man, if there's one thing I love, it's food on a stick. Everything just tastes a little better when it has a stick shoved in it. Let's say, for the sake of argument, that I wasn't really into eating something. Put it onto a stick, and you can bet I'm going to eat it (this, of course, would never happen, because I think I like every food ever invented... Have you seen me?).

~sarah p.

p.s. As a bonus, here are some nice photos of carnies. Perhaps some day I, too, realize my dream of living life on the road as a carny. The corndogs, sleeping with the elephants in the back of a truck on some hay, the unlimited rides, the amazing purple uniforms.... How could I lose? Oh, wait.... I don't like carnivals at all (just the food). Right.

eta- This video is pretty awesome right up until about the 2:50 point, where it full-on craps out, and goes into an awkward montage of people eating over uncomfortable german music. So, you know... Stop it before you get to that point.

In Soviet Russia, subway rides you!

Man, I've been on a lot of subways in my day, and I don't know.... Maybe it's all of the vodka being thrown around liberally, but Russian subways seem way more amazing than any of the subways I've been on (including the time in Boston when I saw a hobo pull down his pants and pee all over the car... Like, everywhere).

~sarah p.

Out like trout

I wish I was Japanese. I could make chindogu, eat sushi all day, and drink rice beer. Plus I have the hots for most japanese girls. But, since I am not, i will go to Vancouver. See you in a week and a bit.

-Pickle